Dept. of Corrections, Revisions, and Complaints

It has come to my attention from a commenter that not everything I write is factual and I’m posting a clarification.

Carol definitely does not scream, moan, or have a bad leg  (but sometimes she walks funny). There was no vicar who helped us down the stairs. Other than that I have no problem with the facts as presented in the previous post.  By the way feel free to offer comments from the Contact link.  Also the vice-principal mentioned on my Bio page called to apologize for his belittling remarks to my mother and hoped it didn’t stint my future ambitions. Well I’ll let you know that I did get a shovel  (boy the neighbour was pissed) and I did get a job… as a vice-principal! So there.

It also has come to my attention that this exercise began as an infomercial for Alaska Airlines and was intended to be a chronicle of our journey but has now been commandeered by my need to merge my inside personality with my outside one. Inside I am goofy, outside I am of small purpose who wants to touch people’s lives in a better way.

As additional material is added It’s obvious these ramblings can be knitted together to become a best seller and it’s true I have been contacted by Fred Terwilliger of R. U. Nutz Publishing. But I have decided to self-publish and will be initiating a Go Fund Me page soon where friends and family can contribute large sums of money to further my dream.  There is lots of potential here and I could see a possible Pluwitzer prize in my future. I wonder what all the little people are doing…

Anyways, we will be having another big adventure today as the 3 of us travel to Chenenceau to look at another big grey box. I hope James has his big girl panties on as we will be counting on him to take us there and back safely. I will get back to you later, or as they say in Romanian ‘cratzpoonpull y’all’.